Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Traffic


Rant....



If I get caught behind a lost Chemical Lawn Treatment van for 10 miles on my way into work ever again I might snap and end up having to post to this blog from a padded cell. I can't think of a more useless waste of a car length during the morning commute. Companies that deploy vans to drive around and spray chemicals on rich peoples lawns should be only be allowed to drive on the road from 10-2. Let's clear cut all the trees, plant weeds that requires constant nurturing, combustion powered trimming and then deploy fleets of vehicles to nourish said weed with water poisoning chemicals.

4 comments:

Blue-eyed Devil said...

Welcome to the suburbs.

You left out the whole "waking up to the sound of a lawnmower every Sunday in the summer" routine...

Mike said...

Not in my fascist neighborhood. You'll get the smack laid down on you by the lake police if you fire up a mower before 10:00.

Dkeg said...

FYI between 10 and 5pm is the worst time to water or treat your lawn. I am sorry you got caught behind a lawn truck but if you rode your bike more it would not happen. :)

Crashmore said...

Dude. You sound grumpy, you need to get out for a ride :)